![]() 06/29/2018 at 11:44 • Filed to: planelopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
Nailed it.
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Hot take: air travel is good
![]() 06/29/2018 at 11:53 |
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I don’t know about “good,” but I think the benefits outweigh the inconveniences. Most of the time.
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Looked out the window once while waiting to deplane. I saw a luggage guy do that shot-put move with my wheelchair into the back of the truck. I never let anyone check my chair after that.
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air travel is good tolerable after ingesting benzodiazepines
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:05 |
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solid gold!
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IT’s NOT TRASH TIME!
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:15 |
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Me IRL:
Also they forgot to include the line to the toilet at 20 minutes to landing.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:17 |
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If you can even fit in the head .
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:18 |
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The smallest toilet I’ve used is on the Horizon Q400. I am 6' 4" so if I got to piss I can manage.
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this, ironically, is NOT solid gold
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:23 |
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Imagine taking a big ol shit with this configuration.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:24 |
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It was when you were 14 years old. The SG Dancers, at least the girl ones, made me feel funny inside
06/29/2018 at 12:31 |
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Lol at the luggage guy.
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I can see you:
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:38 |
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As a rule I never, ever, ever, ever, never ever poo on an airplane.
06/29/2018 at 12:41 |
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Yeah, I’ve seen that before. As a someone who works with cargo at an airport: We’re not all terrible!
Although I’m not a luggage guy, for all I know there might be a special screening process for luggage people to ensure their terribleness.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:45 |
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Wow.
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This is me getting off every time , it would just seem awkward to go sit down after I’ve already stood up to get off .
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:49 |
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Only in extreme emergency.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:50 |
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I would imagine that the drudgery and repetitiveness of that job would ruin even the best person.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 12:53 |
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Probably all iPhones.
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That’s why I don’t bother standing up until the people in front of me leave. There’s no point.
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Probably. If they were Samsung, they’d have all caught fire by the end.
![]() 06/29/2018 at 13:43 |
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S ome jackass did that to me last time I flew. G ross. S o while he was snoring, I was painting... pink toe nails with blue polka dots. He woke up when I tried to slip on a t oe ring. T he confused and mortified look on his face when he woke up was almost worth putting up with feet on both armrests for 45 minutes . I got a row of high fives from the stewardesses and free flight out of the ordeal. His toes looked so pretty in his sandals.