Air Travel IRL

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/29/2018 at 11:44 • Filed to: planelopnik

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Nailed it.


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 11:50

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Hot take: air travel is good


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > For Sweden
06/29/2018 at 11:53

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I don’t know about “good,” but I think the benefits outweigh the inconveniences. Most of the time.

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 11:54

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Looked out the window once while waiting to deplane.  I saw a luggage guy do that shot-put move with my wheelchair into the back of the truck.  I never let anyone check my chair after that.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > For Sweden
06/29/2018 at 11:56

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air travel is good  tolerable after ingesting benzodiazepines


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:05

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solid gold!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove
06/29/2018 at 12:05

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle
06/29/2018 at 12:07

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Kinja'd!!! arl > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:13

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IT’s NOT TRASH TIME! 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:15

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Me IRL:

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Also they forgot to include the line to the toilet at 20 minutes to landing.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/29/2018 at 12:17

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If you can even fit in the head .


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:18

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The smallest toilet I’ve used is on the Horizon Q400. I am 6' 4" so if I got to piss I can manage.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:20

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this, ironically, is NOT solid gold


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/29/2018 at 12:23

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Imagine taking a big ol shit with this configuration.

http://www.tbm.aero/daher-launches-elite-privacy-tbm-cabin-configuration-with-lavatory-enclosure-for-enhanced-passenger-well-being/


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle
06/29/2018 at 12:24

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It was when you were 14 years old. The SG Dancers, at least the girl ones,  made me feel funny inside


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:31

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Lol at the luggage guy.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > KnowsAboutCars
06/29/2018 at 12:33

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:38

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I can see you:

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:38

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As a rule I never, ever, ever, ever, never ever poo on an airplane.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:41

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Yeah, I’ve seen that before. As a someone who works with cargo at an airport: We’re not all terrible!

Although I’m not a luggage guy, for all I know there might be a special screening process for luggage people to ensure their terribleness.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:45

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Wow.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:46

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This is me getting off every time , it would just seem awkward to go sit down after I’ve already stood up to get off .

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/29/2018 at 12:49

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Only in extreme emergency. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > KnowsAboutCars
06/29/2018 at 12:50

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I would imagine that the drudgery and repetitiveness of that job would ruin even the best person.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove
06/29/2018 at 12:53

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Probably all iPhones. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
06/29/2018 at 12:54

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That’s why I don’t bother standing up until the people in front of me leave. There’s no point. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 12:59

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Probably.  If they were Samsung, they’d have all caught fire by the end.


Kinja'd!!! GoodIdeaAtTheTime > ttyymmnn
06/29/2018 at 13:43

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S ome jackass did that to me last time I flew. G ross. S o while he was snoring, I was painting... pink toe nails with blue polka dots. He woke up when I tried to slip on a t oe ring. T he confused and mortified look on his face when he woke up was almost worth putting up with feet on both armrests for 45 minutes . I got a row of high fives from the stewardesses and free flight out of the ordeal. His toes looked so pretty in his sandals.